I hate Terrorism.

I think it's time for me to jump on the anti terror bandwagon, after all, according to the esteemed Bush and Howard governments it is all around me. If I go shopping, terrorism. If I go to see a movie, terrorism. If I play ping pong, terrorism. If I join a militant group, terro... actually scratch that one.

It's really scary. We're either on orange or red alert every day, the threat is so real. I recommend that from now on, if you are suspicious in any way, of anyone, or anything, call the national security hotline. You can find the phone number here on the national security website, as well as a lot of other propaganda... i mean truthful facts.

Come on Australia, catch a terrorist.